Don’t Squeeze the Charmin- This Show is Rated P&G, Sep 25-Oct 11
Get ready to roll with laughter in Let Me Be Frank Productions’ latest show! We’re continuing our 26th season of entertainment with “Don’t Squeeze the Charmin – This Show is Rated P&G” at the Meyer Theatre, September 25-October 11, 2025. This season is sponsored by Diamonds and Gold Green Bay and Festival Foods.
Step back in time to the bright, bold aisles of a 1970s neighborhood grocery store where the staff at Sure Way are anything but ordinary. Meet Mr. Whipple, a Neil Diamond-loving store manager dreaming of becoming the new face of Procter & Gamble’s latest sensation — the irresistibly soft Charmin toilet paper. But squeezing the Charmin? Totally off limits. Plus, keeping his quirky bunch of Sure Way employees in line is a full-time job itself. From Pat the butcher to Frank the scheming bag boy, and the sassy checkout gals Lisa and Amy, this colorful cast navigates a looming corporate visit from Sarah Smile, the sharp-eyed P&G marketing executive. Auditions for the Charmin spokesperson spot turn into a wild showcase of outrageous slogans, antics, and awkward flirtations. Who will land the role? You’ll have to find out in our latest production. If you’re into vintage commercials, workplace laughs, or just good ol’ 70s vibes, this show’s got you covered — and it’ll leave you grinning ear to ear.
The show features: Amy Riemer (as a checkout girl), Lisa Borley (as a checkout girl), Sarah Galati (as the Sarah Smile, head of marketing at P&G), Pat Hibbard (as the butcher), Frank Hermans (as the bag boy), and Paul Evansen (as Mr. Whipple).
Band: John Singer (guitars), Pat Hibbard (bass), Tony Pilz (keyboards), Andrew Klaus (drums)
Lights: Ross Loining
Sound: Kelly Klaus
“Don’t Squeeze the Charmin – This Show is Rated P & G” runs:
Thursday, September 25th at 7:30pm
Friday, September 26th at 7:30pm
Saturday, September 27th at 7:30pm
Thursday, October 2nd at 7:30pm
Friday, October 3rd at 7:30pm
Saturday, October 4th at 7:30pm
Thursday, October 9th at 1:00pm & 7:30pm
Friday, October 10th at 7:30pm
Saturday, October 11th at 1:00pm & 7:30pm
Tickets are available at meyertheatre.org, ticketstaronline.com, or by calling Ticketstar at 920-494-3401. Doors open to the box office inside the Meyer Theatre for day of tickets one hour prior to each performance.
Our opening night performance on Thursday, September 25th will be a benefit show for the Festival Foods Turkey Trot, benefiting the YMCA and Boys & Girls Club. For Thursday night’s performance, $10 of every sold ticket goes to this valuable organization in our community.
Two out of town performances will take place this fall. Join us at the Southern Door Community Auditorium on Sunday, September 28th at 3pm. More information can be found here: https://www.showclix.com/event/don-t-squeeze-the-charmin. We’ll also be in Manitowoc at the Capitol Civic Centre on Wednesday, October 8th for a 7pm performance. Tickets can be found here: https://cccshows.org/events/dont-squeeze-the-charmin-this-show-is-rated-pg/.
